I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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