it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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