This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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