I want to make a zoo with you.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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