I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Well I just put wine in my tea
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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