thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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