im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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