I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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