is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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