What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
