butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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