He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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