Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We had to coat check the pizza.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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