I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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