There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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