Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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