first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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