is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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