kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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