I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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