Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I want to make a zoo with you.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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