I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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