His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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