There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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