You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Randomize
