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she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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