Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
worst night to have a conscience
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Bring me that man meat
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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