what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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