There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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