Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need to wash the frat house off of me
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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