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(912): View more from Georgia

It's not kidnapping if it's romantic

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.

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(518): View more from New York

How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.

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(305): View more from Florida

40s are totally the cure

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(719): View more from Colorado

Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall

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(925): View more from California

VIVE LA RESISTANCE

(510): View more from California

Oh god, what now?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.

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