Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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