i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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