Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she smelled like a LAN party
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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