I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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