Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
