i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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