She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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