im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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