just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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