And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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