Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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