what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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