Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
