I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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