pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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