It's like a parade of train wrecks.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I touched a dick in church today
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
last night I used snow as a chaser
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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