I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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