it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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