oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i think i have herpe
just one?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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