Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp

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At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks

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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.

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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...

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(714): View more from California

Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.

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(315): View more from New York

What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?

(414): View more from Wisconsin

Its 11 o'clock somewhere

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(352): View more from Florida

Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition

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I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.

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