Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(734): View more from Michigan

I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(734): I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!! http://tfl.nu/dwqd

Replies (6) Good night (542) Bad night (748) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo? http://tfl.nu/oqag

Replies (16) Good night (2683) Bad night (611) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(281): View more from Texas

Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(281): Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body. http://tfl.nu/21yt

Replies (21) Good night (4163) Bad night (460) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(734): View more from Michigan

I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(734): I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there. http://tfl.nu/fwws

Replies (28) Good night (4759) Bad night (963) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(954): View more from Florida

Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(954): Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet http://tfl.nu/1ehg

Replies (14) Good night (744) Bad night (3016) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(419): View more from Ohio

vegan vag taste different. and not a good different

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(419): vegan vag taste different. and not a good different http://tfl.nu/aqb4

Replies (134) Good night (996) Bad night (8377) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(778): View more from British Columbia

We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(778): We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's. http://tfl.nu/nlsl

Replies (12) Good night (2805) Bad night (919)
Favorite
(229): View more from Georgia

I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(229): I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea http://tfl.nu/nypc

Replies (10) Good night (711) Bad night (2901)
Favorite
(+33): View more from France

Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+33): Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that. http://tfl.nu/zac1

Replies (2) Good night (2219) Bad night (695) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you? http://tfl.nu/qnfr

Replies (3) Good night (1366) Bad night (477) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(312): View more from Illinois

I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.

(773): View more from Illinois

I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(312): I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today. (773): I'm not sure which feat is more impressive... http://tfl.nu/ga4t

Replies (2) Good night (1390) Bad night (401)
Favorite
(813): View more from Florida

The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(813): The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us. http://tfl.nu/d109

Replies (3) Good night (1132) Bad night (371) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(828): View more from North Carolina

i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(828): i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am? http://tfl.nu/68cf

Replies (8) Good night (531) Bad night (1135) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(559): View more from California

His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(559): His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY http://tfl.nu/rsnd

Replies (1) Good night (700) Bad night (280) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(714): View more from California

I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(714): I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle. http://tfl.nu/7gdx

Replies (10) Good night (332) Bad night (827) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: