10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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