Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
This is the high leading the old right now
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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