my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.